Easter Wine Glass Tags

If you are hosting an Easter celebration, and if your guests may imbibe fermented juice of the grape, and if there is a chance the glasses may get mixed up and you contract hoof and mouth disease or mono, and if you want a cross stitch project that you can finish before the next ice age, then this project is for you.

These stitched pieces are from the Easter Egg charts. You just stitch one of the components of the chart on your leftover perforated paper. You can either use the colors on the chart or use up the renegade threads that lurk in the bottom of your stitching bag and refuse to return to their home country.

I also recommend laminating the finished pieces since the wise guy who invented wine glasses was either a prankster or wanted to sell more wine due to spillage. Why would a concoction that makes you lose your coordination as you drink it be served in a cup on top of a long, skinny stick on a tiny inverted saucer that is as unstable as a banana republic?

The tags are made with cutouts using die cuts from Lifestyle Crafts and Spellbinders. Also, don’t forget to use acid free paper and glue to put together your project because you do want your tiny works of art to last until the next ice age.

Cross stitch advertising?

As a newcomer to making cross stitch fun into a business, I decided I should probably advertise. So I gathered up my business team (offspring) and asked them to brainstorm. Thirty seconds later the following paper came sailing through the air toward me.

After being simultaneously horrified and amused this is what eventually emerged.

Now to get the word out, not just about my designs, but also about the joy of cross stitching in general, some friends have joined in the effort. A few of them are converts to stitching. Our beloved band, Ruffage, is shown here promoting the arts with great enthusiasm.

Of course I have minions. How else am I going to establish my evil cross stitch empire? Does my minion cross stitch? Yes.

Evilly.