It is possible to have too much wine, but not too many wine tags. For those of you who would like immediate (cross stitch) gratification, you can quickly stitch the shell and the seahorses from the Dolphin Play charts. Use leftover perforated paper, thread and beads. Stitch in different colors, four shades for each shell so people can tell which wine glass is theirs. I also did four rows of each of four blues, dark at the bottom to light. The tags are Quickutz die cuts on acid free card stock, glued on with acid free tacky glue.
Here is also what’s going on in the garden. The Nellie Moser clematis was accidentally pruned to the ground a few months ago, and here she is, four feet tall and showing off! And the Columbines come back in their shady little corner every year.
A Mother’s Day conversation:
Husband: Happy Mother’s Day!
Me: Thank you. And thank you for all your hard work in making this day possible for me, turning me from a carefree young lady into a mother.
Son: Happy Mother’s Day!
Me: Happy turning me into a mother day, just by your very existence.
So, Mother’s Day is a group effort, as it takes a lot of people for a mother to exist. So we can all celebrate each other. (I know I will be celebrating everyone again on Father’s Day.)
After stitching these patterns many times using different fabrics and beads until they felt just right, these patterns just came home from their birthplace at the printers. These babies are ready to go to their new homes all over the world.
These patterns, colors inspired by Leigh McCloskey’s library (see February 23 blog for a reasonable explanation), will get you ready for summer.
Pictured are several different versions of the patterns. When I stitch I get fabric envy and want to know what the piece looks like stitched on other backgrounds. Each piece is stitched five times, using different fabric to get exactly the look that feels right. (And one more time by my mother-in-law so she can proof the patterns.)
The difficult part is “product testing”, which means asking unsuspecting victims which stitchery they like best. Here are some of the responses.
Lee and her faithful stitchers at Uniquely Yours in Grants Pass: Evenly split about which fabrics they preferred.
Jeannine from Acorns and Threads in Portland: She slightly preferred the brighter colors.
My science friends: Don’t care about the fabric but like the Entropy blog.
Everyone else: That blog was incomprehensible.
Me: I love the stitching on Granite perforated paper with beads.
Neighbor: Who are you? How did you get in my house?
If you are hosting an Easter celebration, and if your guests may imbibe fermented juice of the grape, and if there is a chance the glasses may get mixed up and you contract hoof and mouth disease or mono, and if you want a cross stitch project that you can finish before the next ice age, then this project is for you.
These stitched pieces are from the Easter Egg charts. You just stitch one of the components of the chart on your leftover perforated paper. You can either use the colors on the chart or use up the renegade threads that lurk in the bottom of your stitching bag and refuse to return to their home country.
I also recommend laminating the finished pieces since the wise guy who invented wine glasses was either a prankster or wanted to sell more wine due to spillage. Why would a concoction that makes you lose your coordination as you drink it be served in a cup on top of a long, skinny stick on a tiny inverted saucer that is as unstable as a banana republic?
The tags are made with cutouts using die cuts from Lifestyle Crafts and Spellbinders. Also, don’t forget to use acid free paper and glue to put together your project because you do want your tiny works of art to last until the next ice age.
As a newcomer to making cross stitch fun into a business, I decided I should probably advertise. So I gathered up my business team (offspring) and asked them to brainstorm. Thirty seconds later the following paper came sailing through the air toward me.
After being simultaneously horrified and amused this is what eventually emerged.
Now to get the word out, not just about my designs, but also about the joy of cross stitching in general, some friends have joined in the effort. A few of them are converts to stitching. Our beloved band, Ruffage, is shown here promoting the arts with great enthusiasm.
Of course I have minions. How else am I going to establish my evil cross stitch empire? Does my minion cross stitch? Yes.